Yes, It's Been a Long Time...
Posted by SuburbanGirl at 07:23 AM on May 11, 2006.
I know, I know. Life has been keeping me very busy lately and I think my house is haunted (we're having some mystery problem with our cable, and subsequently, out internet)...so that's why I've been MIA. Hopefully nobody called the cops yet.
Let's catch up, shall we? I'll give you the Cliff's version since I've got to motor in a few.
1. Kevin still sucks monkey ass.
2. Jacen and Caden are georgeous and spoiled and evil.
3. I'm gorgeous and spoiled and evil.
4. Scott is gorgeous and spoiled, but not evil.
5. Angie and Larry have been on vacation for the past month and nobody knows where the hell they are, but they call often.
6. Ryan is about 6 months pregnant now...and is gorgeous and spoiled and evil.
7. Asha is just plain gorgeous.
8. I drove Scott's car while he was off surfing, some dude slammed into the passenger's side (where Ryan was sitting)...so she's now on bedrest and I'm in deep shit.
9. I have hope that he loves me to much to kill me, and he'd regret the opportunity for awesome makeup sex.
10. My summer wardrobe is turning out lovely (hint: burlesque is my not so new favorite thing).
11. Mariska Hargitay is my new favorite MILF.
12. Monica Bellucci and Gina Gershon are still the sexiest bitches alive.
13. The Brunette Revolution still hasn't been stopped.
14. I still have an e-crush on cindylu, tea is still my tv watching role model, and I very much miss marmamarmari's late night debauchery.
Ok, gotta go...later darlings.